“The Fiend” Bray Wyatt defeated John Cena in bizarre Firefly Fun House Match at WrestleMania 36 Night Two, which featured some cinematic aspectsjust like The Boneyard Match between AJ Styles and The Undertaker.
John Cena makes his entrance and says it’s time for WrestleMania! Clips of a distorted Vince McMahon saying “WrestleMania” appears on the screen.
Bray Wyatt appears on his Firefly Fun House and says there’s another world where the darkest urges coexist. Gods and devils are neighbors. Why do we do the things we do? Let’s take a deep look at who John Cena really is. Cena is about to face his greatest opponent yet — himself. Welcome to the Firefly Fun House! Wyatt leaves through the door.
The camera zooms out and Cena is somehow in the room. Ramblin’ Rabbit says Wyatt went through the door. Rabbit tells him to be careful. The sign on the door says to abandon all hope. Cena enters the room and is surrounded by darkness. All of a sudden, the Vince McMahon puppet with devil horns appears. McMahon asks if Cena has enough ruthless aggression to succeed and make it in this company. Cena better show him or he’s fired.
Bray Wyatt is shown in a ring. Wyatt says the same promo Kurt Angle did on the night Cena debuted in 2002 on SmackDown. Cena comes out in his old gear in front of the classic SmackDown fist. Cena shouts that he has “Ruthless Aggression.” Wyatt ducks Cena’s punches and says this is Cena’s greatest failure. Wyatt sings Nikki Bella’s theme song to him. Wyatt ducks a clothesline and gets out of the ring. Mercy the Buzzard and McMahon are on commentary.
We see the intro video for Saturday Night’s Main Event. Wyatt as the fitness guy is behind the old blue steel cage wall. Wyatt cuts a promo as if it was the 1980s. Wyatt talks about his tag team partner. The ladies love him and the men want to be him. Cena shows up behind him wildly lifting some weights and cutting an 80s promo. Abby the Witch is stunned. Cena does insanely fast repetitions with the weights before screaming in pain. His arms are rendered useless. Wyatt says, “Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Egomania runs wild on you?”
Cena is in front of the SmackDown fist in his Doctor of Thuganomics gear. It’s the same gear he wore at WrestleMania 35. Cena gets in the ring and starts to rap. He’s says unlike Husky Harris, this is weight he can manage. Cena says he has a new puppet. Put his junk in a wrapper and call it Mr. Suck-It. Wyatt has blown every chance he’s had. Wyatt says he’s had to earn everything he’s ever been given in life, but it’s still taken from him. Cena is the golden goose. Cena’s chances are unlimited, but he’s not a hero. Cena is a bully. Cena is a horrible person. Cena takes the weaknesses of others and turns them into jokes. Cena would do anything for fame. Wyatt congratulates him on being the man before mentioning he’s a lonely man. This is Cena’s last chance. Wyatt backs up to the corner of the ring and gives him an opportunity to speak. Cena says all he’s getting is “deez nuts” put in his face. Cena charges, but Wyatt disappears. Wyatt takes him down.
Bray Wyatt now appears as his old Florida Man gimmick. Wyatt says he had the whole world in his hands. Abigail spoke of this day his entire life. Cena was supposed to be a man of the people, but he wasn’t listening. Clips are shown from WrestleMania XXX of the crowd singing to Wyatt. This was supposed to be a prophecy fulfilled, but it was his grandest failure. Wyatt has hurt for so long that he doesn’t know what it’s like to feel. Now it’s time to write his own story. Wyatt pops out of his rocking chair and is in the ring. Wyatt dances with Cena before going for Sister Abigail. Cena gets out. Wyatt says that won’t be enough to end it. Wyatt hands him a chair and says he made the wrong choice six years ago. Clips are shown from WrestleMania XXX of Wyatt trying to get Cena to end him. Cena swings, but Wyatt disappears.
Wyatt now appears on Monday Nitro and acting as Eric Bischoff in the nWo. Wyatt introduces Cena, who comes out with a spray painted WCW title and acting like Hollywood Hogan. McMahon on commentary exclaims, “It’s such good shit!” Footage of all of Cena’s big losses to CM Punk, The Rock, Brock Lesnar, and Undertaker are shown. Cena is punching away at the pig puppet. The Fiend appears behind Cena! The Fiend applies the Mandible Claw to Cena! The Fiend hits Sister Abigail and puts the Mandible Claw back on. Bray Wyatt appears and makes the three count. The Fiend stood over Cena, who disappeared. The monster said, “Let me in,” and the feed faded to black.
Below are a few shots from tonight’s Firefly Fun House match:
