WWE RAW Results (3/21) Chicago, IL – We are live from the Allstate Arena near Chicago, IL, as Stone Cold Steve Austin music hits and… Kevin Owens makes his way to the ring, dressed like Austin (fake bald head included) and making the crowd furious.
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Kevin asks if Chicago is ready to see Kevin Owens open a can of whoop ass at Wrestlemania and he wants a Hell Yeah. Owens asks again and he does not get the response he wants so he WHATs a few times. Owens says he heard all of the things that Kevin Owens said about Texas and they were horrible things, but they were true. Owens says, as Austin, that when he was invited to be in the KO show, you saw that horrible video I did. I drove into the middle of nowhere acting like a bad ass in front of my little golf cart. I didn’t know what I was going to do so I ran my little mealy mouth and accept Kevin’s offer. I don’t do a lot of thinking at this time. The lights are on, but is anybody home? Eh Eh. Kevin, as Austin, says he is going to Wrestlemania to be on the KO Show. Kevin says you are the stupidest sons of bitches he ever saw.
Steve Austin’s music plays again and Kevin is in shock but it is another ruse.
Kevin asks what the saying is. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on you for being idiots. Owens says that’s the bottom line. Now it is time for some liquid courage before Owens kicks his ass.
Owens asks for some beers but he is not going to be a wide receiver for the Bears, or center fielder for the Cubs. Kevin wants the music stopped. Kevin wants to know where he learned to throw beers because he sucks. Owens tells him to hand him the beer in the ring. Owens takes the beer and then he kicks the guy and hits a stunner. Owens opens the beers and then pours them on the beer tosser. Owens throws the beer up the aisle to the stage. Owens poses on the turnbuckles.
— We take a look at what happened last week with Seth Rollins and Kevin Owens.
Backstage:
Kevin Patrick is in the back with Seth Rollins. Kevin asks Seth on his current state of mind about him not going to Wrestlemania. Seth looks shocked at the news. Seth starts to cackle. He takes Kevin’s microphone and walks away.
— Rey and Dominik Mysterio make their way to the ring. They will face Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode after a commercial.
The Mysterios vs. The Dirty Dawgs
Before the match starts, Miz makes his way to the ring with Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode so he can join the commentary team for the match.
Dominik and Dolph start things off and Dolph with a side head lock and Dominik with an arm drag. Dominik with a forearm and a springboard wrist lock take down that sends Dolph to the floor. Dolph sends Dominik into the apron and they return to the ring. Roode tags in and they hit a neck breaker and power bomb combination for a near fall. Dolph sends Rey to the apron and Rey with a shoulder and head scissors that sends Dolph to the floor. Dominik drop kicks Roode to the floor. Rey and Dominik with suicide dives onto Roode and Ziggler.
Seth Rollins’ music plays and he says this show doesn’t move another second until the world hears what he has to say. Seth says he wants a Wrestlemania spot and he is going to get it because he is Seth Rollins. Seth cackles. He says he doesn’t want any spot, he wants a spot on Wrestlemania that will live forever. He says he came for Stone Cold, but his mic goes out. He says he wants bigger than Steve Austin. Seth complains about the mic going out.
We go to commercial.
We are back and there is still a match going on. Rey blocks a superplex attempt by Ziggler and Rey head butts Ziggler to the mat. Rey kicks Roode off the apron. Rey with a seated splash. Dolph keeps Rey from making the tag but Rey with an enzuigiri. Roode tags in and he stops Rey. Roode knocks Dominik off the apron. Roode gets Rey up for a power slam but Rey counters with a tornado DDT. Dominik tags in and hits a cross body and head scissors take down. Dominik is sent to the apron and he drops Roode on the top rope. Dominik with a slingshot senton and a neck breaker. Ziggler breaks up the cover and Dominik with a cutter. Rey comes off the apron and misses Dolph. Roode with a spinebuster to Dominik for a near fall.
Roode sets for a GLORIOUS DDT but Dominik counters with a rollup. Roode falls into the ropes and Dominik with a 619. Dominik goes up top and hits a frog splash for the three count.
Winners: The Mysterios
After the match, Dominik stands tall with his arm raised but Ziggler superkicks him out of nowhere. Ziggler retreats and Rey chases him around the ring now. Miz jumps up from his chair and decks Rey, then drops him on the floor with a Skull Crushing Finale. Miz snatches Rey’s mask off and raises it in the air to boos. Rey rolls around on the ground and covers his face. Miz snatches a Mysterio fan sign and rips it up while taunting The Mysterios with Rey’s mask. Dominik stands in the ring with his dad, who has a towel over his head.
Backstage:
Seth Rollins is in the back with Adam Pearce and Sonya Deville. Seth says they want to shut him up because he wants the biggest spotlight. Pearce says disrupting the show and acting like a lunatic will get him on Wrestlemania. Seth asks if he needs to rely on Sonya and Adam, it won’t happen. Sonya says they gave Seth a chance last week and he didn’t get the job done. Adam says he will see if there is anything he can do.
— We take a look at Brock and his magical forklift and then we go to commercial.
We go to commercial.
Backstage:
We are back and Miz is on the phone with Maryse while holding Rey’s mask. Kevin Patrick ambushes Miz while on the phone and he says goodbye to Maryse. Kevin asks Miz why did he steal Rey’s mask. Miz says Logan Paul was a Rey Mysterio fan and he wanted a Rey Mysterio mask. Logan never got his mask. The Mysterios have shown Logan and him no respect. He did not try to humilate the Mysterios, he did humilate them. Miz says the mask is for Logan. He says he dares Logan to wear the mask next week on Raw.
— We take a look back at what happened between Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar on SmackDown.
— We are told that Roman and Brock will be on Raw next week.
— Omos makes his way to the ring as we go to commercial.
Omos vs. Apollo Crews (w/Commander Azeez)
Azeez distracts Omos and Crews with a drop kick to the back. Azeez grabs Omos but Omos grabs Azeez. Crews with an enzuigiri. Omos grabs Crews and Azeez. Azeez with a kick and punches. Omos with an uppercut to Azeez. Omos grabs Crews and Crews calls for Azeez who sends Omos into the ring post.
Omos palms Crews’ head and pushes him away. The referee calls for the bell and Omos sends Crews into the corner. Azeez tags in. Omos with a slam to Azeez. Crews comes off the turnbuckles and Omos catches Crews and then presses Azeez over his head and drops to the mat. Omos with a kick to Azeez and then he holds Crews by the head. Omos with a choke slam and then he puts Crews on top of Azeez and pins them bot.
Winner: Omos
After the match, Omos says it does not matter how big they are or how many of them there are. He is unstoppable. If you have the balls to beat me, step forward. Whether it is Raw or Wrestlemania, prepare to be dominated.
— We take a look at Edge from last week.
— AJ Styles makes his way to the ring as we go to commercial.
In the Arena:
We are back and AJ Styles tells Chicago he has been at home nursing an injury with nothing but time on his hands. When you have too much time, it can be a dangerous thing. I must have watched that clip of what Edge did to me over and over again to the point where I thought I might go crazy. i didn’t want to see the kids or talk to the wife. I wanted to be alone. Who pops up on the television? Edge, on Raw with his mood lighting and his mouth spewing out nonsense answering the question why. AJ says he doesn’t care. He is not here to ask why or to get answers. He is here to kick Edge’s teeth down his throat. We don’t have to wait until Wrestlemania. We can do this right now so get out here and get what’s coming to you. AJ tells Edge to be a man.
Edge don’t shows up and AJ calls him a coward… Seth Rollins’ music plays and he comes to the stage as only Seth can.
Seth tells the people to simmer down because rumors are fun, but they don’t make moments and he is looking for his Wrestlemania moment.
AJ wants to know what Seth wants. Seth says he is concerned about AJ’s health and safety. He asks AJ if he is physically and emotionally capable of fighting Edge at Wrestlemania. Seth makes a proposition. He tells AJ to go home to his wife and kids, hug them close, get to 100%, and come back after Wrestlemania. Let me do what I should have done at Hell in a Cell and end Edge’s career. That is a moment befitting Seth Rollins.
AJ says he does not have to think about it. You are not taking my place at Wrestlemania, as long as I can walk. Seth points out the ability to walk provision so if for some reason, you get taken out, he can take AJ’s spot against Edge. AJ says you are trying to do the same thing as last week, but against me. Seth cackles and he says it sounds like a great idea. AJ Styles versus Seth Rollins, winner goes to Wrestlemania.
AJ says you come out here dressed like an idiot, but you are delusional as well. Do you think I am going to give up my opportunity for Wrestlemania. AJ says he will do what Seth couldn’t. I am going to destroy Edge and then we will get back to me and you.
Adam Pearce comes out with Sonya Deville. Adam says Seth is trying to get his Wrestlemania chance. He will have one last chance. If you can defeat AJ Styles tonight, you will replace AJ at Wrestlemania.
AJ punches Seth and Seth leaves the ring.
Backstage:
Carmella is in the back on her phone and Zelina says she is focused on everything but their titles. Carmella says she is focused on Wrestlemania and she says Zelina is not watching her back. Zelina says all Carmella cares about is her wedding and reality show. Zelina points out that it is now a four way match. Carmella says she knows the rules of the match but Zelina grabs the phone and throws it away. Zelina and Carmella yell at each other and Carmella slaps Zelina. Zelina punches Carmella and officials show up to break up the fight.
— Liv Morgan and Rhea Ripley make their way to the ring to face Natalya and Shayna Baszler… After another commercial break!
— We are back and AJ Styles yells at Sonya and Adam for ruining his chances at Wrestlemania. He says they suck at their jobs and he will do it himself.
Liv Morgan and Rhea Ripley vs. Natalya and Shayna Baszler
Rhea and Shayna start things off and Rhea with a waist lock take down. Shayna with a double wrist lock but Rhea escapes. Rhea blocks a foerarm and connects with one of her own. They exchange forearms and Shayna with kicks. Rhea with a head butt and drop kick. Rhea sends Shayna face first to the mat and Liv tags in and Rhea sends Liv onto Shayna with a back senton for a near fall. Natalya tags in and kicks Liv and Irish whips Liv but Liv floats over and hits a head scissors take down. Liv with a running knee into the corner and Shayna distracts Liv and Natalya with a slingshot atomic drop. Shayna tags in and hits a running knee for a near fall.
Shayna with a wrist lock and Carmella makes her way to ringside to whine to her fiancee about what Zelina did.
Liv with a wrist lock take down but Shayna runs Liv into the corner. Natalya tags in and Liv kicks Shayna and Natalya to the floor. Shayna pulls Rhea off the apron to prevent the tag. Natalya has a suplex blocked and Liv with an inside cradle for a near fall. Natalya with a clothesline and Shayna tags in. They set for a Hart Attack and hit it for the three count.
Winners: Natalya and Shayna Baszler
After the match, Zelina hits Rhea from behind with the scepter. Carmella sends Shayna into the apron and hits a super kick on Natalya. Carmella and Zelina act like they are going to do something to each other, but they hug and laugh instead.
— We see what happened last week when Becky attacked Bianca Belair after her match against Doudrop. We are told that Bianca is out for an ‘unspecified amount of time.’
— Becky Lynch makes her way to the ring and walks into a commercial.
In the Arena:
We are back and Becky is in the center of the ring on a chair. She says there is a question that she asks herself a lot. Maybe you do but your mind doesn’t think in symphonies. What does it profit a man to gain the world and lose their soul. What does it mean to gain the world? It means a lot to many people. She says it was 8 months ago when she first faced Bianca Belair. It was fifteen long months that I went without holding this. Not because someone beat me, but because I was forced to submit it. Every day that went by was more painful and agonizing. I knew that I would do what it took to get back my Precious. What does it profit a man? The only thing that matters inside and outside the confines of this ropes is all that I am. I am power and glory. I am the prize at the top of the mountain. This is my world. When I came back and all of you chose Bianca over me, that is when I knew I would sell my soul to keep this.
Bianca, you don’t have what it takes to beat me. You can whip me with your hair and you can crush my throat, but I will crush yours worse. You didn’t mean to injure me, but I meant to injure you. An eye for an eye and a throat for a throat. You are in the hospital. If I take what means the most from you, your hair, you will lose a piece of your soul. You don’t want to lose your soul and I have already sold mine. I would do it every day of the week and twice on Monday if it meant keeping this on my shoulder.
Bianca, let me ask you, what does it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul? I’ll show you and the rest of the world at Wrestlemania, if you make it.
— We take a look at what has happened between Austin Theory and Pat McAfee.
Backstage:
Austin Theory is in Gorilla Position and Sarah asks him about Pat’s apology. Austin says he does not care if the apology was genuine because he is a dumb jock. Pat apologized not to lose his job. Pat has no business stepping in the ring with him. Austin says he will win at Wrestlemania. He says if he talks to Mr. McMahon, Pat might not have a job as an announcer. Sarah asks if Austin has prepared for his match against Finn Balor. Austin says he has space for one more selfie on his road to Wrestlemania.
We go to commercial.
— We are back and Veer says like the calm before the storm, the lion quietly prepares to strike. Will he run or will he fight? Veer is coming on the Raw after Wrestlemania.
Finn Balor vs. Austin Theory
Before the match can begin, Rome announces a special guest commentator for this match and out comes Pat McAfee to a pop. Theory seethes in the ring as McAfee makes his way down.
The bell rings and Balor grabs Theory but takes a back elbow. Theory drops Balor but Balor rolls him up off a distraction as Theory yells at McAfee. Theory with a forearm shot to the back. Balor counters a roll-up and hits a basement dropkick. Balor drops Theory and stomps away, sending him out to the floor for a breather. McAfee taunts Theory and throws crotch chops at him now. Balor runs over and takes advantage of the distraction, sending Theory into the barrier with a big dropkick. McAfee celebrates as we go back to commercial.
We are back and Theory with a waist lock and Pat gets up to pound on the apron. Balor escapes the hold but Theory with a knee. Balor with a kick and forearm. Balor with a flying forearm and a double leg take down and double stomp. Balor chops Theory and Theory with a kick and he sends Balor to the floor. Theory sends Balor into the announce table. Theory says that this is what he is going to do at Wrestlemania. Balor sends Theory into the announce table. Balor with sling blade and a drop kick. Balor goes up top for Coup de Grace and misses. Theory with a rollup for a near fall. Theory with a running back elbow and he punches Balor.
McAfee gets on the apron and the referee tells him to get down. Theory sets for ATL and Balor avoids it and kicks Theory in the chest a few times. Balor goes for an elevated elbow drop and Theory with a neck breaker for a near fall. Theory goes to the apron and McAfee gets up again and distracts Theory. Balor counters the rolling drop kick and Balor with an inside cradle for the three count.
Winner: Finn Balor
After the match, Balor celebrates with McAfee.
— We take a look at the Street Proifts getting their Wrestlemania match against Randy Orton and Riddle for the tag titles and Alpha Academy’s interference.
We go to commercial.
RK-Bro vs. Alpha Academy
Chad has something to say so he wants to see a Shoooosh. He says what he did last week was retribution. He says since the crime rate is higher than the literacy rate, he will spell it out. They got vengeance for wrongful or criminal activity. You committed a criminal act when you accepted a title match against anyone else. Did you think you could get one over me and my prize pupil Otis? We will previl at Wrestlemania and we will make it the most stupendous night when we walk out as tag team champions.
Chad and Orton start things off and Gabe with a side head lock and wrist lock. Gable with an arm bar. Orton with a European uppercut and Riddle tags in and Orton flips Riddle onto Gable for a near fall. Gable with a forearm and a bridging butterfly suplex. Otis tags in and Gable catapults Riddle into a shoulder tackle from Otis. Otis with kicks and he tags Gable back in. Gable sends Riddle into the turnbuckles and Gable with an Irish whip and Riddle floats over and hits a Pele Kick. Riddle with running forearms to Gable and then to Otis. Riddle with an exploder to Gable. Gable blocks the running kick and Gable sends Riddle into the ropes and to the floor. Otis with a running shoulder tackle to Riddle on the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Riddle with a rollup for a near fall. Orton tags in and he clotheslines Gable a few times and then ducks a clothesline and hits a power slam. Orton sends Gable to the apron for an IEDDT but Otis gets on the apron. Orton with punches to Otis and he goes to the turnbuckles. Otis goes to the floor and Gable drops Orton on the top rope. Orton kicks Gable and sets for the IEDDT and hits it. Orton twists to the mat and he punches the mat. Gable avoids an RKO and pushes Orton into Riddle. Gable with a German suplex and he clotheslines Orton over the top rope. Gable goes for Chaos Theory but Riddle lands on his feet. Riddle with a running knee and Bro Derek for the three count.
Winners: Randy Orton and Riddle
After the match, Otis sends Orton into the ringside barrier and then he takes Riddle down. Otis goes for the Vader Bomb but Ford and Dawkins make the save and push Otis off the apron and then hit a spike DDT on Gable. They check on Riddle and Dawkins hits Sky High and Ford with a Seven Star Frog Splash on Riddle.
— We take a look at the latest in the Reggie and Dana Brooke situation only to be interrupted by Tozawa and then Tamina gets involved and they start to fight. R Truth comes out and he is pushed away by Tamina. Dana and Reggie escape and Tamina lands on top of Tozawa and she yells at him for letting them get away.
— We see that Gable Steveson won his second straight NCAA Wrestling championship.
Earlier Today:
Tozawa asks Tamina about last week’s moment. Tamina says she felt it too. Tamina says she wants what Tozawa wants. Tozawa is suprised at Tamina’s answer. She wants the 24/7 Title. She tells him to make it happen.
Dana Brooke and Reggie vs. Tamina and Akira Tozawa in a Tornado Tag Match
Dana gets on Reggie’s shoulders and they want to play a game of chickent. Tozawa gets on Tamina’s shoulders and Tamina kicks Reggie. Dana kicks Tamina. Reggie and Dana Irish whip Tozawa into Tamina and then Dana with a handspring splash. Tozawa falls to the mat and then Tamina falls onto Tozawa. Dana with a knee and Reggie with a somersault splash for the three count.
Winners: Dana Brooke and Reggie
After the match, Tamina carries Tozawa to the back.
— We take a look at Steve Austin/Kevin Owens opener from earlier tonight.
— AJ Styles makes his way to the ring as we go to commercial.
— We are back and next week Alpha Academy will face the Street Profits. We will have an eight woman tag match involving the four teams in the Women’s Tag Title Match. Rey Mysterio will face the Miz.
AJ Styles vs. Seth Rollins
If Seth Rollins can defeat AJ in this match, he will get to face Edge at WrestleMania 38
They lock up and AJ with a wrist lock. Rollins escapes. They lock up and AJ with a side head lock. AJ holds on when Rollins tries to send AJ off the ropes. Rollins escapes and Rollins with sling blade. AJ holds his neck and Rollins set for a pedigree but AJ with a back body drop to escape. Rollins avoids a splash but Rollins is sent over the top rope to the floor and hits the apron. AJ with a slingshot forearm on a pescado.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Rollins with a cravate. We see Rollins hit a neck breaker in the ropes during the break. Rollins with a knee to the midsection. AJ with chops and he blocks a kick. AJ with elbows to the knee and a kick followed by a dragon screw leg whip. AJ goes for the leg again and Rollins with punches. AJ goes after Rollins in the corner and he goes face first into the middle turnbuckle. The referee makes his count and AJ gets back into the ring at nine. Rollins kicks AJ in the head. Rollins with a neck breaker for a near fall. Rollins with chops in the corner.
Rollins puts AJ in the tree of woe and hits a hesitation drop kick. Rollins gets a near fall. AJ with punches to Rollins. Rollins with a knee and Irish whip. AJ gets a boot up and he goes for a springboard move but Rollins hits the ropes and AJ falls to the floor. Rollins sets for a suicide dive and hits it and AJ hits his head on the announce table.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Rollins with a cravate. Rollins with head butts and forearms to the head. Rollins tells AJ to listen to him and he says he needs this and slaps AJ. AJ slaps back and then he connects with punches and forearms. Rollins with forearms. AJ with a series of strikes and a clothesline. AJ with a flying forearm. AJ with a clothesline into the corner followed by an ushigoroshi for a near fall. Rollins with a jackknife cover for a near fall. AJ with a facebuster for a near fall. Rollins avoids a Styles Clash. Rollins with a rolling elbow and Falcon Arrow for a near fall. Rollins sets for Black Out and AJ counters but Rollins with a rana for a near fall. AJ rolls through for a near fall. Rollins gets a near fall and then Rollins tries for a buckle bomb but AJ escapes. AJ suplexes Rollins into the turnbuckles and both men are down.
AJ goes up top and Rollins punches AJ to crotch him. Rollins sets for a superplex and AJ with punches. Rollins goes to the mat and Rollins leaps up and AJ pulls Rollins off the turnbuckles. AJ with a torture rack into a power bomb for a near fall. AJ goes to the apron for a springboard 450 but Rollins with a super kick and buckle bomb. Rollins goes up top and AJ gets his knees up on a frog splash by Rollins.
AJ sets for the Phenomenal Forearm and he hits Rollins. Edge hits AJ with a chair and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner by DQ: AJ Styles
After the match, Edge hits AJ with the chair one more time and leaves.
Rollins freaks out and he gets on the announce table. Seth says this is bulls***. Seth says Raw will not happen next week unless he gets what he deserves and his Wrestlemania moment. Seth tells everyone that this is bulls*** and he destroys the ringside barrier. Seth turns over the announce table and pushes over the ring steps. Seth pulls off the LED ring post cover and swings it into the announce table.
Fans are booing and chanting for Cody Rhodes as Rollins stops his tantrum to look up at the WrestleMania 38 sign. RAW goes off the air.
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